does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it’s always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don’t have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn’t even enough because my days off aren’t consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this
Ya’ll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?
the cultural perception that play is an inherently childish thing is one of the worst ideas to come out of modern civilization (in my very not-humble and objectively correct opinion)
idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers
Bibliography
dykeparasite (2023) Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE., Tumblr. Available at: https://dykeparasite.tumblr.com/post/714005432703877120 (Accessed: April 14, 2023).
These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF
also some people either have to limit their alcohol or not have any at all for health reasons.
throw a ~Beverage Party~ for the cool kids: recovering alcoholics, disabled ppl with dietary restrictions limiting alcohol, and people who are fucking obsessed with cucumbers* for no reason in particular (if anyone at the party happens to fit all three of these criterion then they win the party and are crowned Supreme Cucumber Beverage Connoisseur)
*i do recognize that there are other recipes besides just the cucumber one up there but have you SEEN the cucumber one?? i haven’t even been able to acknowledge the others yet because i am still stuck thinking MUST DRANK CUCUMBER
